Quotes by Nate

For all you Nate fans out there:

• He joyfully brought home a very nice, royal purple colored coffee mug from Caribou Coffee. I informed him that it was a pretty purple but he claimed it was a royal blue. When he finally caved in he said, "Is that why the girl who sold it to me said she really liked the color?"
  

• After I consumed a few glasses of red wine: "Why are your teeth gray and your eyes red?" Gee I didn't know I was that attractive, honey!

• We watched "America's Best Dance Crew" the other night and I'm truly intrigued by their dance moves. One girl dropped it like it was hot, while practically doing the splits and a deep squat all at the same time. It was the bomb and I tried to do it myself for sheer entertainment. When I hobbled back to the couch from a knee injury, Nate said, "You looked like a retarded frog." I normally don't like the "r" word but this was just too much to handle.