Typically entertaining moments

Two semi-newlyweds are driving along icy streets on the way to the gym on a typical Tuesday. The John Mayer song 'Say' comes on the radio.

Nate: This is your boy [sarcasm noted in voice].

Julia: Um, duh. I recognized the first two notes of the song and immediately felt my innards quiver with excitement [slight sarcasm here, but not really].

Nate: He's such a wuss. I hate him.

Julia: Why? Are you jealous of him because you know I want his body?

Nate: No way, I just think he sucks. And I could totally beat his ass in a fight.

Julia: [rolling eyes] Puh-leez. He would definitely defeat you in a dual for your manhood. He's so hot and sexy and famous. And just listen to his fabulous self-written lyrics.

Nate: That's like saying Mrs. Jay could beat me in a fight, you know.

Julia: [pause......blink, blink, blink]. Since when do you refer to ANTM? I bet you don't even know which one is Mrs. Jay [and besides, is MISS Jay, but you have to pick your battles.]

Nate: The black one.

Julia: Both of the Jays are black. [laughter ensues over the thought of her husband discussing Miss Jay's ethnicity]

Nate: Well the one who dresses like a....female. And is flaming. Mr. Jay isn't black....he's, like, a Latina or something. He has white hair so he can't be black. Why am I talking about this right now?

Julia: [barely breathing at this point] Do you secretly watch ANTM without me just to analyze the Jays? I thought you hated all of my favorite shows.

Nate: I do. And I hate John Mayer.


And thus is life. Random converstations about nothing that somehow make my cheeks hurt from laughter. I love it sometimes. Do you have random conversations about celebrities like this, too?