I couldn't resist sharing these gems. People are actually searching the internet for these phrases and they land on my blog. Hello, weirdos! Welcome to my humble abode.
smaller boob catching up i am 18 [this is a direct quote and two thoughts crammed together]
pictures of 'truly blessed' in cursive handwriting [no clue how Google pulled my blog for this]
my breast tissue doesn't feel like my own [have you been feeling other boobs, too?]
i overanalyze my relationship [you are my kind of friend!]
how to care of boobs so that it look fine [probably the worst fragment of English ever.]
And the mother load:
toot toot here come my boobs [I want this to be my new motto in life]
Okay... I just laughed out loud at that last one. TOO funny. That's probably what people think when they see me coming! Ugh.
ReplyDeleteLOL, too funny!
ReplyDeletehaha oh my gosh i am laughing out loud!
ReplyDeleteHey, I tagged you! Check out my blog for details. I love all the people looking up boobs!
ReplyDeleteI love the last one. Hilarious!
ReplyDelete"Toot toot here come my boobs"[!!!!!!!!!!!!!] - CLASSIC!
ReplyDeleteIf we ever have another GTG, I might just say that as I stroll up :)
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Toot toot here comes me trying to hide my hysterical laughter while sitting at my desk at work!