I used to dedicate posts to my husband's hilarious quotes. I don't do that much anymore. Let's change that:
Truman: "My butt hurts."
Me: (as I look over to see him with his undies and pants at his ankles, walking towards us in the kitchen) "Buddy, we have to wear pants, even if our butts hurt. We can't be half naked." (attempting to pull up his pants because there is nothing out of the ordinary on his cute little booty.)
Truman: "Why I can't wear pants?" (meaning, why do I have to wear pants?)
Me: "Because we all wear pants. You are a big boy and big people wear pants. Daddy doesn't walk around without pants, does he? No. Because nobody would want to see that."
Nate: "Plus we'd have eight kids by now if I did that."
Um. No. Gross. And hilariously random. But mostly gross. Thanks for the chuckle, my dear!
(picture from 2009. Haven't snagged a 'Nate only' picture since then. Whoops.)