Nate Quotes from the first Trimester

"I think I'm pregnant. And my baby smells really bad." (after he ripped a major fart at the dinner table. Classic.)


"I'm so cool. I have good sperm, you know." (apparently feeling very good about himself and his little swimmers these days.)


(Upon showing Nate a drawing of a baby at 7 weeks) "The baby has a tail? That's effing bad ass."


"I think I had a baby this morning in the toilet." (disgusting. enough said.)


"Wait, are you still going to let me golf after the baby? Because that's in my clause, you know. " (show me in writing, sweetie. Just kidding....I don't care as long as it fits in the budget.)


"Which is more exciting: having a baby or getting married? You can think about it for a second and I'll be back for my answer." (honestly, I thought I obsessed over planning our wedding but being pregnant allows for even MORE obsessions. Plus the whole new life aspect of having a baby definitely tops dealing with RSVPs to the wedding. Definitely a close call, though.)


{and our 12 week appointment yesterday was awesome. Hearing the heartbeat through Doppler was the best sound ever and I've gained exactly one pound. Whoo hoo!)

8 comments:

  1. All of those comments sound exactly like something my husband would say! Too funny!

    I just found your blog a few weeks ago and I love it!

    Congratulations!

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  2. I'm pretty sure my husband will make the same comments when I get pregnant. He already rips farts at random times so that is done. Hooray for hearing the heart!!!

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  3. Chad made similar sperm comments. He was quite proud of his "super sperm".

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  4. Those are hilarious! I can picture my own saying many of those same things!

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  5. This post made my day! I'm sitting here laughing out loud....even my husband got a kick out of Nate's comments.

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  6. I think that Nate and Mike need to meet. Seriously, they have too much in common. I can't get over the fact that you have only gained 1 pound in the last 12 weeks. I gained 1 pound last night after dinner. Damn...

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  7. hi-larious! oh my goodness he is hilarious. so are you, of course.

    so glad things are going so well!!

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  8. Those are simply amazing. Ha!

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