Faces

Because all of you liked my biyatch face, here are a few more of my crazy faces from the wedding day.

1. "Hmmm, where is this speech going? I hope she doesn't tell that really embarrassing story about me being afraid of the grass during Easter egg hunts." No such luck, part one.

2. "I was completely freaking out before you got here. I have never been so close to peeing my pants in my whole life. I'm so glad we've seen each other now. So let's get this show on the road."

3. "Oh, I am such a great dancer and singer!"

4. "I hope this stupid veil stays on my head all day." No such luck part two.

5. "Just imagine yourself looking all serious and sexy, like those other brides on the high end websites. Totally. You can pull this off without smiling." Ha ha. Not so much. I look deranged.

6. "Just shove the cake into the back of my throat why don't you?"

7. "Mom, if you pull this sash any tighter my eyes are going to pop out of my head." Total biyatch face here.

Ah the memories!