The blackmail photoshoot

I made a decision the other day: my baby boy's butt is too freaking adorable and hilarious to keep in a diaper at all times. I don't ever want to forget the multiple rolls on top of rolls on top of cellulite on this kid. And someday, when he has his first girlfriend (after age 21, of course, since mommy will be his number one gal until then), I can totally whip out these photos and embarrass the heck out of him. Black mail at it's finest.

I tried to keep them G-rated, with strategic blanket placement, because let's get real: nobody needs to see Truman's junk. Just his lovely baby lumps. :)

His rolls have rolls, you guys. I think he has about six of them from his butt to his knee.
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And the cellulite? Why can't mine be this cute?
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Baby man boobs are basically the most adorable thing ever, no?
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I just want to eat him right up.

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He wants to gobble himself up, too
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Baby boy, don't you grow up too fast now, okay?
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Oh, he has a face, too. :)
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My little man. Sigh.
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I love you, Truman. All nineteen pounds of you, rolls and all.
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13 comments:

  1. Oooooh, these will come in handy on prom night :)

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  2. I LOVE baby cellulite :) and the rolls, of course!! So adorable, and thank you for the strategic blanket placement :)

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  3. Oh. my. gosh. I love them. What a beautiful way to capture every little inch of him while he's still your tiny baby!

    (Well, not so tiny - but as I remind myself, even though they grow SO fast, today is the littlest they'll be!)

    He's simply adorable.

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  4. Oh Julia, these pictures just did me right in. Naked baby shots have a special place in my heart now, and these are just perfect! They remind me so much of ones I did of Isaac around the same age. :::sigh:::

    Only Truman can pull off the man boobs.

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  5. So cute, such an adorable roly-poly! I love all his little rolls, if only the bumps and rolls stayed cute forever!

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  6. i love baby butts :) i take lots of those too. he's going to be soooo embarrassed one day :)

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  7. Wow, he really is an ADORABLE baby. These could go in his modeling portfolio! :) I'm sure he loved this photoshoot because let's face it, babies like being nekkid!

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  8. Okay...waaaaayyyy too much cuteness!! I am so glad you got those photos for him someday. Julia, he is so stinkin' cute...I am guessing that you nibble on his cuteness all day long. Love it!!

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  9. Oh...the nape of that neck!! Couldn't you just snuggle that forever??? That picture just moved me to tears...soooo beautiful! Frame worthy - truly!

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  10. Such a cutie! I am keeping this photo shoot in mind for when our little boy arrives.

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  11. Why can't my cellulite be that cute too?!?!

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  12. oh that bod is perfection! He and Jack should have a Jiggle-off competition...like a dance off but with more giggling from mommas

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