J: Do enlighten me.
N: We are going to fly down to Naples, Florida and just deal with the layover
[this is where we want to go but I'm throwing a fit about having a layover. Apparently Milwaukee doesn't have direct flights to Florida, the bastards. And apparently we can't find a decent hotel ON the beach, either. And apparently everything costs a small fortune which is simply unacceptable.]
N: Then we are going to rent a convertible for our car.
N: Because we'll be really cool in a convertible.
J: So you can feel the breeze blow through your hair? [said with a smirk]
N: Exactly. Otherwise we'll get stuck with the gay Kia Rio and that will suck.
Sometimes I wonder about my husband's thought process. Because in the next sentence he said:
N: I think we need a Roth IRA.
Followed shortly by:
N: Since you are buying our wedding DVD now I can buy a new driver, right?
Please. I thought he knew better by now.